cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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