just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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