I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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