Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
