I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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