How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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