): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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