Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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