remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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