is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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