new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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