Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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