I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
