The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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