is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
