Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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