um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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