Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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