I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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