So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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