sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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