Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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