Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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