She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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