Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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