How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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