It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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