i don't like sucking hair
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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