Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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