once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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