Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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