Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I came so hard my ears popped.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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