I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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