The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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