Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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