Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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