Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
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is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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