Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Is Oprah even human
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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