She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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