i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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