pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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