Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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