So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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