im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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