Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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