Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it hurts more in the daytime
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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