covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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