And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
