That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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