You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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