Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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