he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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