just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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