Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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