Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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