You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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