"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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