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(207): View more from Maine

Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11

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(304): View more from West Virginia

will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?

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(805): View more from California

Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life

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(567): View more from Ohio

Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"

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