Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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